The Daily Scream - Stop short changing woman, put them on the BILL
- Written by Will Roberts
I used to live in Las Vegas because was doing a show on the strip. Now, I like Vegas because I like gambling. So I've spent some time hanging around craps tables, blackjack, and the horses. The thing I noticed is that guys use women to boost their odds of winning. They have them blown the dice or just have them around as a good luck charm. Hey, there is a lyric the Musical; Guys and Dolls: Luck be a lady tonight! I know that probably sounds sexist, but I don't mean it that way. Now fast forward to this whole issue about putting a woman on the $10 bill. So, guys, what's the deal! With the US dollar sinking in value daily, we need to find ways of making our money worth more than it is. I can't think of a better reason than to put women on all the bills. It will Immediately increase the value of any bill. Take the starchy guys off the bill and as a matter of fact stop calling it a Bill call it a Jill!
We need to stop thinking like a caveman with these little incremental things we throw women to make them feel as though their citizens. The reality is they're the ones really running the world. We just don’t give them credit, so why not put them on cash.
Tell me the last time you guys made a decision to buy a car outright, without your wife deciding what color it was. Or stopping you from buying a 1968 Mustang because you have kids now.
We've been short-changing women long enough.
Change the bill, and, by the way, maybe change who pays the bills in this country, at least then they'll be paid on time for once.
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