The Daily Scream - Colorado STOP wasting water, California golf courses need water
- Written by Will Roberts
I'm Will Roberts, and this is the Daily Scream! Ahhh, here we go!
Well, this last weekend I flew to Denver Colorado to head down to Durango and entertain folks on the Railroad, Bet you don’t hear that often anymore. Now I have traveled all over these 50 states x 2 and as much as Colorado is a beautiful place, Denver airport is my least favorite to fly into. I hear because of the terrain the flight into Denver has been closely tailored to match the mountains BUMPY! It’s always like an e-ticket ride, back and forth up and down. I guarantee you a lot of promises and prays, and confessions can be heard on the descent into Denver International.
I have an idea; maybe they should stick the Presidential Candidates on a flight into Denver. We might get a little truth out of those politicians for once. But, DON’T have a voter anywhere on that plane, cause they’ll slip back into campaign mode.
Oh, one more thing; Colorado, I noticed that your toilets, and I hate to bring it up, But your toilets are either broken or there set to mess with folks from California. You flush them, and they run for almost a minute. Now, that is a lot of water waste. Tell me the truth. Are you all trying to get rid of that Animus River accident, or just rubbing in that you have a lot of water. Cause don’t you know how much California golf courses need that water!
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